Airports are a natural place to be wary of these days. It
seems that another terrorist scare is always just around the corner, and so we
allow TSA to cop a squeeze in the name of liberty. But in a surprising turn of
events, I tell you immigration is what you should be worried about at the
Denver International Airport. In what is perhaps the first sign that Mother Nature
is reclaiming her human-infested territory, rabbits are hopping the border to Denver
airport parking lots.
Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trial,
right to your parked car, and he’s taking a break from his hippity hopping to
grab a bite to eat. This unexpected pest species is adorably munching away at
critical cables and wiring beneath parked cars at Denver International. You might
hope that something so cute wouldn’t dare eat anything important, but you’d be
wrong – the critters are causing hundreds, and sometimes thousands, of dollars
in damage.
